What is square, looks like cake, but tastes like cow eyeballs? Gingerbread from Trader Joe's. It is the most horrid food ever. On the day I ate it, just before I ate it, I thought it would be delightful, but now I know to never eat that abhorrent, rainless junk again. I was at the sample bar with mom. A lady who gave out free gingerbread there offered us appetizing-scented gingerbread. I thought that it would taste like Christmas pie. But I was wrong. As I put the putrid food into my mouth, I noticed that it tasted like vomit, not at all like pie. I wanted to spit it out in the trash can but mom said that would be disgusting, so I spit it into a tissue in her purse. I felt so disgusted. After that awful food experience, mom said the "treat" tasted scrumptious! I felt that she was absolutely psycho. There should've been a sign that said: Christmas gingerbread with pig feces as the secret ingredient! That ginger cake was the devil. Gingerbread is the most noxious food ever. When I have kids, I'm going to lecture them to always clear of Trader Joe's "gingerbread."
Brandon: It tastes like cow eyeballs.
Connor: I like your first sentence. I tasted my vomit.
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